But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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