...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
she smelled like a LAN party
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
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