I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Randomize
