Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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