it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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