Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Couch. On fire.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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