youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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