That's intense
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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