its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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