I showed him my bush... on skype.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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