I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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