so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
COCAINE IS GR8
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