I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
