im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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