I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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