at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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