I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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