sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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