Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
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