Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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