So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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