You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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