chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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