so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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