I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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