She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I love you. Go after that dick
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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