if you like me you must not know who I am
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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