How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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