Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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