So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
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