He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
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