I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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