Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I am mentally ready for anal.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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