Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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