Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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