UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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