the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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