The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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