So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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