I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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