3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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