I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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