Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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