I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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