Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
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