so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
