As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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