You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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