Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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