I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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